A Strange and Beautiful Beast

For a time I felt as if nothing had come before me, that I had simply risen from the Vltava river, drenched in water, and had crossed the muddy banks to be closer to the lights.  Prague, I was told, is a home to those who unwittingly are witness to their own degeneration.

I had been in the city for two months and was renting a room in a shared building that was once a post office.  The toilets, labelled by gender, still had hand-dryers on the walls and the kitchen, which was burnt and filthy and smelled of fish, was in the strip of corridor that linked our rooms.  There was six of us in total, a Brazilian, two Turks, an Irishman, a Macedonian, and myself.  We lived harmoniously with few disuptes.  We gambled over cards until the early hours of the morning.  We listened to techno and had film nights.  We bought a pet snake and let it loose from its tank so it could explore our rooms.  Sometimes it would sit on the table amongst the playing cards and glasses of gin.

At night I haunted strip joints and brothels.  I drank beer and vodka and watched as the world around me vanished. Mostly I kept to myself, strolling the baroque streets with a ciagrette hanging from my mouth.

I met Bethany at a bar on a street I no longer remember the name of.  It was somewhere in the old town.  Bethany was a podgy American who had the look of a chique-geek at a time when the style was in.  She was attractive and wore thick rimmed glasses and had short dyed hair.  We met once a week for coffee and she taught me how to knit.  Sometimes she would let the strap of her dress slip down her arm to reveal the skin of her shoulder.  Every time she did this she would meet my gaze but I always feigned ignorance.  Whenever we finished our little meets, I walked with her to the tram stop and always I sensed she was waiting for me to go home with her.  As a red blooded male I wanted to almost as much as I didn’t.  The spark was not there and the cadance of her voice had begun to irritate me.  This was confounded by the ridiculous things she often said.

‘I would make such a terrible mother,’ she told me.

‘Why would you think that?’

‘Because!  It’s true.’  Everything was such a drama. ‘Haven’t you ever imagined yourself several steps ahead? Like in two or three years?  A father?  A mother?  It’s like some kind of — oh my god.’  We were in a cafe that was situated at the back of a bookshop.  A waitress came past with a tray of crockery.  Bethany leant across and said, ‘She is such a porn star.  Have you eaten?  I haven’t really eaten.’

I declined the offer of food.  The thought of eating made me feel sick.  Bethany had no such problem.  ‘Do you think I should have some cake?  She was looking for approval but she didn’t need it.  She was a woman who had taken her baby fat with her into adult life.

I wanted to like Bethany but her clumsy facade made it near impossible.  Occasionally I would find nuggets of thought and opinions that corresponded with my own worldview, but it was never enough to turn the tide.  After awhile I did the unthinkable and began to phase her out, taking too long to return her calls or respond to a text. Eventually I ignored her.

The guilt was short-lived because by then I was sleeping with my Macedonian flatmate.  Mateja was a wholesome girl from a rural village in east Macedonia.  She was naive and inexperienced, much like myself.  Recently she had had a bad experience with a man who had turned out to be married. Mateja worked in a call centre. She had a talent for talking to strangers and she saw herself running the German wing of the department. She spoke German and English to a high level and she was evidently intelligent.

But as with Bethany there lacked the attraction that could make it work. Despite this getting into bed together had been so easy that neither of us were able to stop it from happening. Mateja had cute breasts, large thighs, and a nose that didn’t sit right on her face.  Her lips were perfect and she had beautiful eyes and beautiful hands.  The first time we fooled around I went down on her but she pushed me away at the point of climax.  It was a sin in her family, she told me.  The next time we got together she awkwardly returned the favour until I came.  Embarrassed and uncertain she said, ‘You tasted nice.’ I was disgusted with myself.  I knew she was putting me somewhere in her heart but already I had an eye on leaving the country.  I have always been a tactless sort.

Mateja insisted on spending whole days with me walking along the river and across the many bridges and into the old town of Prague with its romance and style, a connotation of which Mateja affixed to us.  It seemed she was only happy when we held hands.  Our walks were long and unforgiving.  She was especially content when observing the architecture of the countless churches and monasteries.  She would spend ages looking upon them as though locked in silent commune.

One afternoon as we made our way back to the courtyard we stopped at a pedestrian crossing and as we stood waiting for the lights to change a man behind us pinched her arse.  It upset her greatly.  The man was somewhere north of his fifties with a frayed and wild grin.  Without thinking I punched him in the face.  At the time I barely weighed nine stone due to the amphetamine I was taking but my punch landed well.  He tried to right himself but his body told him otherwise, a flickering between states, and down he went.  Nearby two tough-looking men drinking beer outside a bar laughed and pointed.

‘You scared me,’ said Mateja later.

‘I didn’t mean to. I’m sorry.’

‘It’s okay.’  She had mixed feelings.  ‘You didn’t need to do that.’

I took my gaze to the window.  ‘Yes,’ I said.  ‘I did.’

The altercation had happened only a few meters from where I was staying and I was half-expecting the police to turn up and arrest me.  I was terrified of the Czech police.  That night a growing anxiety led me to a bottle of Jack Daniels.  Sometimes the police would turn up in our courtyard to arrest one of the Romany Gypsies.  The apartment buildings that overlooked the courtyard were housed by several generations of Gypsy families.  At night they drank wine and played loud music from their cars, but they always turned the music off at ten o’clock on the dot.  Whenever the police came they would manhandle their suspects into the black and blues, often giving them a knuckle in the ribs or a hard slap over the head, body slamming them against the bonnets just like in the movies.  I have never seen a harder looking police force.  Many of them were ex-soldiers with facial scars and with grim and hard expressions.  They didn’t ask questions first.

As I sat on my balcony with a JD on my lap and a cigarette in my mouth, I watched a steady stream of Gypsy family members coming and going under the cover of midnight with TVs and stereos beneath their arms; all sorts of fenced items they had taxed from the city.  The goods were taken to flat twenty-seven on the fourth floor in the building opposite to mine.  I never did find out who lived there.

Once a week the iron gates creaked open and a black BMW would crawl in, slow and purposeful, its tyres cracking on the cobbles.  The car would come to a stop and a beast of a man who was both beautiful and frightening would step out, observe his surroundings, and then make his way to the flat on the fourth floor.  After twenty minutes he would emerge from the flat and make his way back to the car.   There was a steadiness about this man, the look of someone not prone to impulsive behaviour or whimsical thought.  He dressed like a person in finance.  His head was shaven to the quick and he wore polished shoes that caught the light and a double-breasted suit.  One time I noticed a Rolex on his wrist.  There was no doubt in my mind this man was a killer.  I would watch him leave through the iron gates, the BMW crawling back into the lights, and I always wondered where he was going next.

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5 thoughts on “A Strange and Beautiful Beast

  1. I’m really enjoying these Prague stories, Asjellis, as the city is as much a character as the guy at the center of them. At times, it feels like a romance wrapped up, or rather disguised, as a thriller, but I like that you never sentimentalize the narrative. Good descriptions too; would love to know more about these cast of neighbors (a Brazilian in the Czechoslovakia? Not uncommon but I’m biased). And the women: your portrayals have a poignancy, a certain carefulness not to break the china, if you would, that I find admirable, since you clearly don’t care much about any of them. I mean, you’re not mean to them and rather allow us to direct our ‘own’ frustration (the one you feel about them?) towards you, so that’s noble. So many possibilities. You can either veer towards an exercise of style, or crawl inward even more nihilistic, but a what many may be wondering (don’t know if I miss it) is what the hell drove this guy there? Or rather, who or what was he running away from? Perhaps a good start is to talk about what he really does for a living. Either way, a very intriguing reading. Can’t wait for what’s next. Thanks. Cheers

    1. Thanks for the feedback, Colltales. Although try not to confuse the author with the central character.

      Another point to make is that it is not Czechoslovakia but the Czech Republic. Czechoslovakia was the nation state before it divided peacefully into the Czech Republic and Slovakia, the former being the setting for these short fictions.

      Hope you’re well.

      1. You’re right, it is a character, and I even felt tempted to call him ‘your guy.’ Thanks for the clarification about the Czech Republic. Yes, I know a bit about what happened there, having close friends and also Václav Havel as one of my heroes. City and culture seem to remain as ancient as when old K. used to roam its alleys, so I’m sorry I got carried away. Also I didn’t mean it as a feedback, which I don’t think you need and I’m terrible at it anyway. Just wanted to express what I actually did, on my first sentence. Maybe I should’ve left it at that lol Cheers

  2. Wonderful descriptive style, like a cross between the genteel (but a bit sneering) Nabokov and the unashamedly drunk Hunter S. Thompson, speeding through the desert on his motorcycle, according courtesy only to sheep crossing the road at night. I love the lack of pretense as well. Being the typical American thug, I adore the punching scene! (Imagine me chortling silently).

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